In the process of doing screen captures for my stories I stumbled across some classic expressions worthy of a caption. Some of these captions are serious, some are humorous, and some use dialogue from the show.

I am sure that you will live.

If looks could kill.

Which way did he go?

The guy that all the girls admire!

Keep your eyes on the road, Ed.

Do you have a better idea?

If we weren't in trouble right now, I'd...

Uh oh, he caught me!

I told you not to mess with me!

Colonel Blake, in the flesh!

Hey! That's a new scarf!

I could use a little help here!

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Prove me wrong.

I will never figure that man out.

You're going to face this alone? Like Hell!

Dinner tonight?

I'll let you know.

They never listen.

Oh, what a beautiful sight, how sweet it is!

Easy on the ribs there big fella!

Don't brood Paul. It's so unbecoming.